where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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