It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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