Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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