On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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