so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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