Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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