that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
