Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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