Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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