This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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