i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Damn victory sex feels great
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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