You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
