so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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