I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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