next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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