Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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