i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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