I just pynch a tree in the face
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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