just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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