talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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