Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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