So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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