Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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