the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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