Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
