I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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