Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
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