turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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