When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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