Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
third nipple confirmed
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
did you just send me my own nude
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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