how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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