Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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