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I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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