before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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