We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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