Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Someone signed my nipple.
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