Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
operation harelip BJ is a go
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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