i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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