ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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