we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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