let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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