Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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