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what?
penguin condom
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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