Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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