Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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