she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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