No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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