oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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