Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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