If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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