do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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