FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize