Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Randomize
