best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Bring me that man meat
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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