Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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